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Title: Ahsoka's Hairy Question

Author: pronker

Rating: T

Era: The Clone Wars

Characters: Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka

Summary: A mystery is solved.

Warning: An All-Conversation Drabble

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"Master Obi-Wan, what's it like, having hair?"

 

"Anakin, field this one, will you? I'm busy at the controls."

"Afraid? Is the Negotiator at a loss for words?"

"What a ridiculous question!"

"All right, all right. Snips, it's inconvenient. Hair needs constant trimming, it obscures your vision, it gets mange - "

"Beasts contract mange, Anakin."

"Well then, you take over. I'll handle the controls."

"The Duchess has pretty hair. Is Satine a natural blonde, do you think?"

"Of course she is!"

"You're sure?"

"Certainly I'm sure!"

"How do you know, Master Obi-Wan?"

"She - We - I just know, is all."

"Pay up now, Master?"

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The End.

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