The "F-Word" Used On "Monk" USA Network Program Last Friday (The 13th!)

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Cable TV viewers were startled by the use of the infamous "F-word" (our editors prohibit the full depiction of this noxious term, but you can find out its complete history in the OED -- its definition possibly worked on by Professor Tolkien himself!) as millions tuned in to the popular program's premiere episode of its sixth season. 

 

Involving a plot device using a fan-verging-on-stalker of Detective Monk, said fan rattled off various "titles" of Detective Monk's cases, using captions known only to USA programmers:  "Mr. Monk And The Three Pies," "Mr. Monk And The Amusement Park," among others.  When the fan/stalker mentioned "Mr. Monk And The Invisible Dragon,"  Detective Monk asked, "What?  Where are you getting these titles?"  

Fan/Stalker replied, using the verboten word boldly,  "Oh, right, I wrote that one.  FANFICTION.  Heh."  

This viewer was highly not amused.

Plus, here is the result of my midlife crisis poll:


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